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Hitman

Hitman

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PostSubject: Million of stars   Million of stars Icon_minitimeTue Feb 12, 2008 6:24 am

Here's a very good one...Enjoy!!!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well,
Astronomically, it tells me
that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets.

Astrologically, I observe
that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce
that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect
that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see
that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant
part of the universe.

But what does it tell you,Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
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Dagoth

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PostSubject: Re: Million of stars   Million of stars Icon_minitimeThu Feb 14, 2008 7:09 am

Ahah sleep under the stars owns Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Million of stars   Million of stars Icon_minitimeWed Feb 20, 2008 10:41 pm

Laughing i know its a lil late reply but still hahahaha
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